Italian Song

You know those days are going to be good ones when you can't stop laughing at what Annie says.
(Most of our stories revolve around basketball, just to let you know.)


Madelyn: Annie! Let's play basketball!

Annie: Alright! Let me go to the bathroom first.

*leaves the room and starts...singing...loudly..*

Annie: ciaooooo, mi piace caaaaaantare a squarciagola. Io sonoooooo un grande cantante quandoooooo si tratta di caaaaantare in bagnoooooo.

Madelyn: Hey, Annie, I'll meet you at the court.

Annie: *Louder* Sooooono ancora in bagnooooo. cantaaaaando a squarciagola. Sono cooooosì divertente...

Madelyn: Annie! I'll meet you at the court!

Annie: *Even louder* Sooooooono coooosì diverteeeente non posso nemmeno stare iiiin piediiii!!

Madelyn: Whatever, I'll just see you down there.

*A little bit later*

Madelyn: What were you singing? It sounded like Josh Groban on steroids.

Annie: ... I made it up...

*While taking this picture*

Madelyn: Are you sure you want this picture up?

Annie: Yeah, I don' cur. I don' know these people.

Peace and Blessings,

Mads

12:43

12:43 PM

Jessica: I've got the munchies.

Annie: I just ate that whole tub of ice-cream.

Madelyn: My butt is twitching.

*Suddenly got awkward*

Annie: Okay....?

11:18 PM

11:18 PM- Laying on the couch

Madelyn: Let's go play basketball.

Annie: Madelyn, I'm gonna eat your soul.

My Roommate is Funny

I have the best roommates.

You read that right.
Be jealous.
I know you all are.
I'm about to tell you about one of them.
She's so funny.
So crazy.
So hilarious.

Her name is Annie.

Now, I'm just gonna tell you about everyday happenings here in our apartment. Trust me. They are funny.

I'll start you off with a warm-up story:

It was just a few days ago when this all went down. Annie went to BYU to visit some friends who went to school there. For those of you who don't know her, she does fantastic accents. Some of her best are Momma Ode (from The Frog Princess), Stitch, a car motor, a cat, a British, Scottish, Irish, Australian, Saudi Arabian, black and hispanic woman.

Anyways, she went around telling everyone at BYU that she was "from the Ukraine". Everyone believed her. She didn't sound like she was "from the Ukraine". No joke. She sounded more Saudi Arabian if you asked me. They believed her anyway. People would ask her what part of Ukraine she was from. She would say "about 60 miles north of Chernobyl". She would turn to me and say (in her normal voice), "Chernobyl's not in Ukraine anymore....BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"